After prayers tonight, Mary Kate asked me where God sleeps. I assured her he sleeps in heaven. Then she wanted to know if he sleeps in a dress.
Me: Why do you think he sleeps in a dress?
MK: Because every time I’ve seen him he’s wearing a dress. You know…he’s that guy at church who stands under the plus sign and wears a green dress and gives everyone white cookies.
MK: And why is that other guy in the towel hanging from the plus sign?
We’ll be enrolling her in Sunday school immediately.