An Immediate Need for Sunday School
AUTHOR: Carolyn Savage | POSTED: January 31, 2013 | COMMENTS: 34 Comments
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After prayers tonight, Mary Kate asked me where God sleeps. I assured her he sleeps in heaven. Then she wanted to know if he sleeps in a dress.
Me: Why do you think he sleeps in a dress?
MK: Because every time I’ve seen him he’s wearing a dress. You know…he’s that guy at church who stands under the plus sign and wears a green dress and gives everyone white cookies.
Me: Uh…
MK: And why is that other guy in the towel hanging from the plus sign?
We’ll be enrolling her in Sunday school immediately.
LOL — plus sign!
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Oh my God that’s funny!!
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the world through kids eyes…
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How adorable, from the mouths of babes!
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lol
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LMAO
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the plus sign, hahahah,,, it took me a minute to clue in. She’s a doll.
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I guess God wears a dress because it’s easier to go to the toilet at night while you’re wearing a dress and the guy in the towel probably just got out of the shower when the stained glass artist came by for a sitting. Totally makes sense MK
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This made my day!
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Ha ha ha!!!!!!
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Hilarious!!
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Lmao my sister thought the priest was god, too
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Love hoe Kids say it as they see it:). But also in Psalms the scriptures tell us that God never slumbers nor sleeps, and when we worry we can take all our cares to Him because He will still be awake:)
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Nicole Kawajafraser That is SO funny. Plus sign, never saw that one coming
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That’s hysterical. My niece always thought the priest was God, too. She would always go…….”sshh…..here comes Jesus”
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Dianne Schultz lol- I love it!
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Cindy Daoust Thomson Go to love kids. My husband was fidgiting one day when him mother was going to confession. She had sat him in the front of the church so that he could look at the alter. She waved at him like any mom would using her hand to tell him to sit down which he know the command. He look back at her and yelled “God does not have any SOFT seats in here” Now this was back in the early 60′s. His mother was mortified. but MK has him beat with the plus sign. Good thing she did not put a mcnuggett order in with the waiter like my kids thought the guy with the towel was
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Too funny… Their perspective is priceless!
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Too cute! I remember the first church I worked at. The children’s message was called Special Time with Jesus. I had long hair at the time, and one little boy saw me walking one day and told his grandma, “Look Grammy, there’s Jesus!”
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not the first little girl to get all those men in robes confused so sweet and innocent.
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She’ll be disappointed to learn there are no cookies
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One of my Catholic friends took her new Jewish stepdaughter to the Catholic school her own children attend and her dear stepdaughter asked why there were so many “T’s” on the walls.
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too funny…….
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Must love kids! I was 8 the first time I went to a church wedding outside of my own religion. I had just made my first communion which in our church was bread soaked in wine, so I go to communion and I got this “white thing” that I continued to hold, after mass I asked my Grandmother where should I put the coin to get my communion, she was not happy with me.
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Hilarious
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Thanks for sharing – I so needed this tonight!!
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Apparently her godparents are shirking their duties…..oh, wait…..
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To cute! How old is she?
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Ich kenne auch jemand, der hat den lieben Gott immer auf der Straße getroffen, wenn er gekehrt hat.
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How adorable. Enjoy these moments
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Carolyn, does she ask for a cookie? When I went to Communion & took Lia with me she said, “I want one; why can’t I have one?” MK’s observations are too cute!
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Too cute and funny!
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Wait! you mean we don’t say at the end of mass “thanks speedy god” ?
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Always checking out the fashions
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