An Immediate Need for Sunday School

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Carolyn Savage
After prayers tonight, Mary Kate asked me where God sleeps.  I assured her he sleeps in heaven.  Then she wanted to know if he sleeps in a dress.
Me:  Why do you think he sleeps in a dress?
MK:  Because every time I’ve seen him he’s wearing a dress.  You know…he’s that guy at church who stands under the plus sign and wears a green dress and gives everyone white cookies.
Me:  Uh…
MK:  And why is that other guy in the towel hanging from the plus sign?  
We’ll be enrolling her in Sunday school immediately.

34 Comments on “ An Immediate Need for Sunday School ”

  • Lori Lavender Luz | January 31st, 2013 11:19 pm

    LOL — plus sign!

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  • Teri | February 1st, 2013 11:26 pm

    Oh my God that’s funny!!

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  • Maria Awad (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:13 pm

    the world through kids eyes…

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  • Maria Deflorio (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:14 pm

    How adorable, from the mouths of babes!

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  • Kimberly Hopkins (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:15 pm

    lol

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  • Laureen Lipscomb (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:15 pm

    LMAO

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  • Susan MacDonald McNamara (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:16 pm

    the plus sign, hahahah,,, it took me a minute to clue in. She’s a doll.

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  • Marion Downing (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:16 pm

    I guess God wears a dress because it’s easier to go to the toilet at night while you’re wearing a dress and the guy in the towel probably just got out of the shower when the stained glass artist came by for a sitting. Totally makes sense MK

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  • Emily Wildsmith Jackson (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:17 pm

    This made my day!

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  • Joy Hopkins (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:18 pm

    Ha ha ha!!!!!!

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  • Lisa Matthews (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:18 pm

    Hilarious!!

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  • Teressa Melanson (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:19 pm

    Lmao my sister thought the priest was god, too

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  • Emily Swisher Newcomb (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:19 pm

    Love hoe Kids say it as they see it:). But also in Psalms the scriptures tell us that God never slumbers nor sleeps, and when we worry we can take all our cares to Him because He will still be awake:)

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  • Nicole Kawajafraser (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:19 pm

    Nicole Kawajafraser That is SO funny. Plus sign, never saw that one coming

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  • Marcia Comes Savickas(Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:20 pm

    That’s hysterical. My niece always thought the priest was God, too. She would always go…….”sshh…..here comes Jesus”

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  • Dianne Schultz (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:20 pm

    Dianne Schultz lol- I love it!

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  • Cindy Daoust Thomson (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:21 pm

    Cindy Daoust Thomson Go to love kids. My husband was fidgiting one day when him mother was going to confession. She had sat him in the front of the church so that he could look at the alter. She waved at him like any mom would using her hand to tell him to sit down which he know the command. He look back at her and yelled “God does not have any SOFT seats in here” Now this was back in the early 60’s. His mother was mortified. but MK has him beat with the plus sign. Good thing she did not put a mcnuggett order in with the waiter like my kids thought the guy with the towel was

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  • Kathy Murphy (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:22 pm

    Too funny… Their perspective is priceless!

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  • Drew Achong (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:22 pm

    Too cute! I remember the first church I worked at. The children’s message was called Special Time with Jesus. I had long hair at the time, and one little boy saw me walking one day and told his grandma, “Look Grammy, there’s Jesus!”

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  • Carla Hinde (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:22 pm

    not the first little girl to get all those men in robes confused so sweet and innocent.

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  • Cara Merelli Adams (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:23 pm

    She’ll be disappointed to learn there are no cookies

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  • Kimberly Sebeck Hahah! (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:23 pm

    One of my Catholic friends took her new Jewish stepdaughter to the Catholic school her own children attend and her dear stepdaughter asked why there were so many “T’s” on the walls.

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  • Marie Irons (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:24 pm

    too funny…….

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  • Nicole Leonard (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:24 pm

    Must love kids! I was 8 the first time I went to a church wedding outside of my own religion. I had just made my first communion which in our church was bread soaked in wine, so I go to communion and I got this “white thing” that I continued to hold, after mass I asked my Grandmother where should I put the coin to get my communion, she was not happy with me.

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  • Peggy Wiechels Herman (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:25 pm

    Hilarious

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  • Suzanne Mello (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:26 pm

    Thanks for sharing – I so needed this tonight!!

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  • Jo Ann Turcotte Savage (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:27 pm

    Apparently her godparents are shirking their duties…..oh, wait…..

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  • Jean MacDonald (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:27 pm

    To cute! How old is she?

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  • Gerlinde Kehres (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:28 pm

    Ich kenne auch jemand, der hat den lieben Gott immer auf der Straße getroffen, wenn er gekehrt hat.

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  • Judi Selesko Geshel (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:29 pm

    How adorable. Enjoy these moments

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  • Peggy Flint Farrelll (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:29 pm

    Carolyn, does she ask for a cookie? When I went to Communion & took Lia with me she said, “I want one; why can’t I have one?” MK’s observations are too cute!

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  • Angela Bonner (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:30 pm

    Too cute and funny!

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  • Theresa Rose (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:30 pm

    Wait! you mean we don’t say at the end of mass “thanks speedy god” ?

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  • Shelley Richards Perna (Manually Imported from Facebook Comment) | February 15th, 2013 8:31 pm

    Always checking out the fashions

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